Panda Porn

In the Christmas issue of The Economist, I was ecstatic to find a three page article on panda sex! It was the article I was born to read. Though I can’t believe the editors let the title of the article slide: “The Sex Life of the Panda: Black and White and Red All Over!” Gross! Also, has The Economist forgotten its mandate? There was a three page article on panda sex but only one column’s worth on panda diplomacy! Don’t get me wrong, I was turned on, but I don’t know if my fellow subscribers share my rove for paaaaaaaaaaandas.