Bucs Crocs Update!

Fong found these for me! I’m now officially the fruitiest Buc fan ever.

Crocs: Worst Fashion Development Ever. Or are they?

Since their advent, I’ve thought Crocs were pretty much the most vile fashion development of the decade. Par exemple, when Fong showed up in Asia, decked out in a navy pair of those clunkers (not to mention a fanny pack and a camera with a footlong lens around his neck, one word came to mind: archetype), I lambasted him for days on end. However, I was shopping at Dillard’s yesterday (yeah I shop at Dillards, whateva, I do what I want!) when, all of the sudden, my enmity for Crocs dissipated instantly. On sale, for 19.99, were Tampa Bay Bucs Crocs! My world had changed forever. Clearly, I purchased them on the spot. I now walk around my house, posturing with this fromage-eating grin, sporting my new purchase, muttering only the words “Bucs Crocs.”

(WRITTEN JANUARY 8, 200