The Apocalypse Is OFFICIALLY Upon Us!

First, Jamie Lyn Spears got pregnant. Then, it was announced that a Mexican man is richer than Bill Gates. This week all four number one seeds made it to the Final Four for the first time ever (and, even worse, this ensured that secretaries across the nation win their office tourney pool and it justified wussy picks by talking heads like Clark Kellogg), and now this. According to the Vatican, there are now more Muslim adherents in the world than Catholics. Expect famine and frog downpours any day now.

You know what, the Brog doesn’t really have a big problem with this. If Muslims can produce women as beautiful as Aylar and Juliana Ibrahima, music as good as Cheb Mami, Cheb Khaled, and Amine, literature as moving as that of Salmon Rushdie (an advocate of the modernization of Islam), orators as talented as Barack Obama (KIDDING) and footballers as sublime as Zinedine Zidane, but not, you know, like, bomb us and the Jews and stuff, then I say keep up the good work!