French Female Singers Who Ooze Sensuality

This song is INCREDIBLE. It’s by a band called Superbus, a European powerpop/rock band that hail from Frenchyland. The lead singer is a very good looking (straight) femme but this song is about the first time she had a crush on a girl. The song is just teeming with sexual energy. Even if you don’t speak French,  I implore you to give it a try. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ig3g7U8wDM

-Another song pertaining to female sexuality is this one by YELLE courtesy of Tals “Krokidilia” Vatman. The music video looks both innocuous and psychedelic, but the message is dirty enough to make Lil Kim blush. The chorus pretty much informs us that, before she has sex with a male, she wants to see him in a pornographic video so that she can see the size of his dick and whether or not he has “Olympic” level skill in the sack. In the immortal words of Zhong Han: “Classic porn!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LawV-IR6h0

See, I DO Like Korea!

Speaking of women I’d two-hole, I “stumbled” across this picture of Song Hye-Kyo. For my money, easily the hottest woman in the world right meow. I’d make so many half-Korean babies with her. Nelly Furtado comes in a close second, though. And I’d make so many half-PortoCanadian babies with her. See, I like white girls too!

This Is the Closest I Can Get to Talking Dirty

Did you know that in D.C. the only legal sexual position is the missionary position? Question: does the blumpkin count as a sexual position? And, technically in Washington state, it’s illegal to have sex with a virgin, even on one’s wedding night. Hooray decentralized government!